An open letter

Dear Everyone That I Encountered On The Road Today,

I realize that it is Saturday and you may have no place that you need to go, but you need to know that is not always the case with everyone else. Some of us actually have to be places on time.

I’m just wondering how it could possibly be that EVERY SINGLE CAR I got behind today drove like grandpa or grandma moses.  At first it was mildy amusing in a weird way, but then it got downright annoying!

I also realize that last weekend you all were driving like assholes instead of Grandma’s but I’m not sure how much of an improvement today actually was.  At least last weekend I was able to swerve to avoid you cutting me off and still manage to get places when I was supposed to.

In conclusion I would just like to point out that if you want me to hold on to any shred of sanity I have left, please for the love of God, IT’S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!  Use it!

Love and Kisses,

Kelly